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delightful almost sex stories.
2011-02-17 @ 11:35 a.m.
the other night when we were in the basement, i forget which night it was, he came home really late and was still super alert and not sleepy at all, and we were sitting on the couch smoking his beautiful gandalf pipe and he grabbed my hand and put it on his crotch. so naturally i start rubbing and touching, and as he got harder and harder i said, "wow. these pants are really tight." he made this crazy face, and said, "I KNOW. i'm wearing them!" and we both started giggling. so i continued rubbing, and he's like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? THESE PANTS ARE REALLY TIGHT!" and i was like "well then why the hell did you start it in them?" so then i was looking at him sitting there, his legs all apart, and the pants were really so hilariously tight that you could clearly see the outline of his whole cock down his leg, like head and all. and i said, "wow, how awkward would it be if you got a public boner and you were wearing these? everyone would see exactly what you've got going on there." and he's like, "i know. i mean look at this thing. it's RIGHT THERE!" and he kept doing the hand motion that the women on the home shopping networks and infomercicals do when they're showing things off, except it was at his epic boner. so now we're all giggles, and i'm practically falling off the couch because i kept trying to touch it and he's like "NO! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING, WOMAN!?" so i unlatched his belt and unzipped his jeans and tried to get it out but it was really tightly packed in there. he wiggled around a little so there'd be a bit more slack in the crotch and leg area, and i tried again, and he starts whining "owwwwwwwwww! are you trying to kill me!???" i was out of commission with giggles, and he's like tearing up, and everytime he moved he said "ow," and i said, "well what can i do?" and he says, "nothing! i mean, helllooooo (in a super gay voice, gesturing again like a tv saleswoman)!" so finally we got done being assholes and had incredible sex, but i just love these moments we have together the most. he's so ridic. |