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 �what is Man? a miserable little pile of secrets.� - andr� malraux "i desire to live in peace and to continue the life i have begun under the motto, to live well you must live unseen." - rene descartes note random entry image credit design by : ilazarn ikmal powered by : diaryland |
typical conversation:
2011-03-23 @ 6:29 p.m.
bf: well, i'm going to pee. me: there's no toilet paper in that bathroom. bf: i'm going to pee, not poop. me: i was just letting you know, in case. bf: i don't rip off one square of toilet paper to wipe my penis. me: i don't know what you do. bf: and i said "penis" before, because it sounded just as silly as you suggesting that i use toilet paper to wipe my cock. me: oh my god. who knows? i don't know if you fucking pat it dry or not. bf: i only pat it dry when i know it's going to be in someone's mouth. me: well you better pat it dry tonight, then. and like, a lot. all the time. bf: well, you don't want me to pat it dry ALL the time. i mean like, all that pattin'. i might not need you anymore. |