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 �what is Man? a miserable little pile of secrets.� - andr� malraux "i desire to live in peace and to continue the life i have begun under the motto, to live well you must live unseen." - rene descartes note random entry image credit design by : ilazarn ikmal powered by : diaryland |
sex quotes of the day.
2010-05-27 @ 11:04 p.m.
two hilarious quotes from today: "don't think i'm weird or anything, and if you think it's really weird we can just pretend it didn't happen. but what i would really love? to have a donut eaten off of my cock." and of course i asked, "like you want to put your cock through the hole ...?" and before i could finish he was like "YEAHHH. and just have you like, eat it off." so then i said that i initially thought he wanted to stuff his cock through the hole of a jelly or cream donut and have the donut eaten off from around it. and he said he hadn't thought of that one. so i elaborated: "yeah, i thought you wanted to like stuff your cock in the hole and like have the jelly or whatever's inside like squirt out into my mouth or on my boobs or something." and after i said that he very matter-of-factly said, "that's hot. let's do it. but like, next weekend. we have too much going on this weekend." then he texted me later: "i'm soo excited to see u tomorrow kitten ... cant wait to bury my face in ur big beautiful round brown bottom and lap ferociously at ur nectar ... mmm yum." i don't think we could possibly have a better sexual relationship. |